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Day 21, 22, 23 & 24 where nobody can be bothered cooking

still having a hangover from a late night, simply talking to adults does this now apparently, nobody really felt like food. The Lurgy abides apparently. (Extra points for the film reference).

Day 21

Tonight we had Aldi hotdogs – seriously, I’m putting somebody who owns Aldi shares child through college with the amount of bloody hotdogs we are consuming!

Day 22

Tonight it was Spag Bol (sans Spag) with garlic bread out of the freezer, no-one finished it because we don’t want to eat.

Day 23

The Cub had hummus and bits, Robin had a sandwich and me? I had Christmas cake 😀

Day 24

We all felt a bit better today so the boys had noodles, sausage and sweetcorn and I had a sandwich.

How rock and roll the last 4 days have been 😀

Cub:

Peace, love and pizza!

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Day 20, in which we realise that food processors aren’t good for everything.

today is a governors meeting about the school premises and was really quite promising, the school continues to grow and the ideas the head have are really good. We are currently looking at putting in an outside classroom type space the children can use to go and be quite in during breaks and lunches etc. This is a GOOD THING!

So, today is meatloaf day, the texture of meatloaf is NOT improved by making it in a food processor with the blade that does the choppy things. I should have chopped up the onions and garlic and swapped to a dough hook or mixed with my hands!

Here’s the original recipe:

  • 1 1/2 lbs ground beef (ground shoulder roast is good)
  • 1 slice bread (broken or chopped finely)
  • 1 egg
  • 1 small vidalia onions or 1 small type sweet onion, finely chopped
  • 1 teaspoon table salt
  • 1/4 teaspoon black pepper
  • 4 tablespoons ketchup
  • 1/2-2/3 cup whole milk or 1/2-2/3 cup half-and-half

Sauce

  • 4 tablespoons apple cider vinegar
  • 2 -4 tablespoons dark brown sugar, packed firm (to taste)
  • 1/2 cup ketchup
  1. Meatloaf: Combine meat loaf ingredients and place into a loaf baking dish.
  2. Smooth out top.
  3. Sauce: Combine sauce ingredients and pour on top and sides of meatloaf.
  4. Bake at 350°F about 1 hour to 1 hour 15 minutes or until done.
  5. ENJOY!
  6. *The addition of 1 or 2 teaspoons of Kitchen Bouquet® makes this recipe very good.
  7. **Recipe should be”plump” from the addition of the milk or Half & Half.
  8. It should NOT be runny.

Here’s what I did.

Chop up the onion and garlic in the food processor with the choppy choppy blade:

choppy choppy blade

 

Until it becomes really finely chopped up.

Add the bread until it becomes breadcrumbs and the onion/garlic gets even more chopped.

Add the rest of the ingredients and a bit of meat – I used 750g of mince – blitz. Add more meat, blitz, repeat until all the meat is added.

What I should have done is done it to the point of adding meat then whacked it in a bowl and squiged it with my hands. Squiged IS actually, a valid cooking term 😀

I used half the cider vinegar advised because my stomach gets upset with to much acid, I can’t even drink wine – the things they don’t tell you about having a baby!

I’m not actually sure I took a picture but if I did I’ll post one soon.

Old Cub Picture

New Cub Picture

From now on we’ll just be going with new cub pictures, there is to much of a good thing!

Peace, love and pizza!

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Day 18, where I cut the boys hair

and they still love me. Not like my mother use to ::shudders:: But with clippers and a great deal of bribery on The Cub’s part. He HATES the idea of having his hair cut, and, as long as I cover his face with a towel to keep the hair off, he quite likes having it done because the clippers tickle. I really should do them both more often but, it’s a bit like clipping horses, hot, hairy work and not v pleasant. Still, it saves us quite a lot of money and the clippers paid for themselves in the first year. I used this web site to get started and have kind of winged it since then 😀

Tonight was supposed to be Pan Haggerty, but nobody really felt like it so we had beans on toast instead, which was a bit yum 😀

We went to see a van today, Robin’s new plan is to buy a van instead of a car. Don’t! I know, I KNOW! He has this idea he can trick it out and make is a short term holiday van. I do not see this happening, I will be fully supportive of him, but I really blame George Clarke and his bloody program.

Old picture of The Cub:

New picture of The Cub with a new do!

Peace, love and pizza!

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Day 17, in which we get

all creative.

So I thought about Parika Pork and thought it would probably be to spiky (spicy in Cub language), so I decided to play with it and here’s what I did.

Cut up enough pork for all of us about 350g in chunks

Mandolin sliced up 3 red onions,about 300g straight into the slow cooker.

Added, the pork chunks to it

1 chicken stock cube with about 400 ml of water

added about 4 tablespoons of sundried tomato paste I had left over

tomato puree

about a tablespoon of lemon juice

sugar a couple of teaspoons

smoked paprika (about a teaspoon)

2 cloves of garlic, crushed

1 teaspoon of cider vinegar

1 teaspoon of parsley, thyme

fresh ground black pepper – we like black pepper so quite a bit ymmv.

Mixed it in the slow cooker, and cooked on low for about 8 hours.

Mixed half a tub of low fat crème fraîche.

Served with rice and garlic bread.

A tiny bit yum, I doubt I will ever be able to repeat this because I did it on the fly.

This is what it looked like:

Twas a tiny bit yum, in fact, I think somebody slipped in some crack cocaine because I’ve been eating the left overs on and off ever since!

Old Picture of The Cub

New Picture of The Cub

Peace, love and pizza!

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Day 16, in which we find that

The Cub is an adorable freak. I love him, one of the things I love about him most is that he’s a freak and hasn’t learned to see the world they way everyone else is ‘supposed’ to. He does, however, drive me nutso sometimes with it. Take tonight for example, The Cub thinks that pie is poison. So I popped his filling in a dish, cooked his pie top separate and did him veggies like us. He bloody loved it – he was’t keen on the carrots being squishy but that’s ok. If I’d served him it all together he’d have freaked. Still moving on.

So, what did I do?

First off I DID NOT MAKE THE PASTRY, I can, but life is far to short to do that kind of thing. I followed the recipe in a frying but used only 700g of beef cut into us size chunks, for pan for step 1. Put put the bits in the slow cooker. Bunged the lid on and let it cook on low for 8 hours.

I followed the bacon (pack of lardons from Aldi, really Aldi should have me on comission the amount of bigging up I do for them) and mushrooms step. There was no time to allow it to cool before putting the pie top on, I’m NOT a pie purist so to me is anything with pastry on it. Did the mushrooms etc. before it went in the oven. Popped in the oven to cook the pastry, served with boiled potatoes and peas. Twas V yum and there was enough left over to make 3 more portions, so that’s in the freezer now.

I did forget to take a picture of it, so use your imaginations.

Tomorrow night is Paprika Pork in a pot definitely from the Good Food magazine.

  • 3 onions, thinly sliced
  • 600g pork fillets
  • 2 tbsp paprika
  • 300ml/½ pint chicken or vegetable stock
  • 100ml crème fraîche (about half a tub)
  1. Heat 2 tbsp oil in a pan add the onions and fry for 10-15 minutes, stirring occasionally until softened and lightly coloured.
  2. Cut the pork into sizeable chunks, then add to the pan and stir over a fairly high heat to seal and brown them all over. Stir in the paprika, cook briefly, then add the stock and bring to the boil.
  3. Cover and cook for 30-35 minutes, until the pork is tender.
  4. Stir in the crème fraîche and simmer for a further 2 minutes. (You can prepare the dish to this point up to 2 days ahead or freeze for up to 3 months.) If you have a few chives or a bit of parsley handy, snip this over the pork before serving with rice and a green vegetable – broccoli or stir-fried cabbage make the perfect accompaniment to this simple but delicious dish.

Old Picture of The Cub

New Picture of The Cub

Peace, love and pizza!

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Day 13 in which we actually have what is planned

but don’t make it like the recipe.

Here’s how I did it:

1 red onion and 3 cloves of garlic, blast in the food processor with the sharp blade attachment until v small. Or, as they are known in this family, invisible onions. I’ve been known to do this with a few onions for the week but it makes the fridge smell. I’ve also bought a bag of cut onions from Asda and popped them in the freezer to use – I keep meaning to do this with invisible onions but keep forgetting, or there is no room in the freezer.

Fry off until soft but not brown in some veggie oil – you know how much you like to use for this.

Add the mince beef (or mince beef and pork if you can get it, better flavour and texture imnsho). Fry until browned. If you have to much and are doing it a bit at a time plonk the browned beef straight into the slow cooker. If you’re using mushrooms (The Cub doesn’t like mushrooms so we don’t bother) fry them with the mince beef until they release their liquid.

When all the minced meat is in the slow cooker add 1 carton of passata and or 1 can of tomatoes (chopped or otherwise).

You know what your family likes, mine likes mixed herbs so I put 3 heaped teaspoons in.

An anchovy – I promise it will disappear during cooking and you will not taste it in the end. Obviously, if you have a fish allergy don’t do this!

A tablespoon of lemon juice.

Mix.

Put on low and allow to cook for 8 hours, whilst it fills your house with garlic and spag bol fumes.

Serve with garlic bread and salad if you’re feeling sassy.

It’s just as nice as the other one and nowhere near as expensive.

Spag Bol Picture:

Tomorrow it’s fish fingers and chips – there’s no recipe for this as they are coming out of a box but I buy the more expensive type because the fish is better. One day I will make these though:

From the Good Food Website

  • 1 egg, beaten
  • 85g white breadcrumbs, made from day-old bread
  • zest and juice 1 lemon
  • 1 tsp dried oregano
  • 1 tbsp olive oil
  • 400g skinless sustainable white fish, sliced into 12 strips
  • 4 tbsp mayonnaise
  • 140g frozen peas, cooked and cooled
  • 100g young leaf spinach
  1. Heat oven to 200C/180C fan/gas 6. Pour the beaten egg into a shallow dish. Tip the breadcrumbs onto a plate. Mix the lemon zest into the breadcrumbs along with the oregano and some salt and pepper.
  2. Brush a non-stick baking sheet with half the oil. Dip the fish strips into the egg, then roll them in the breadcrumbs. Transfer to the baking sheet and bake for 20 mins until golden.
  3. Meanwhile, mix the mayo with a squeeze of lemon juice. Toss the spinach leaves and peas with a squeeze more lemon juice and the remaining oil. Serve the fish fingers with the spinach and peas and a spoonful of the lemony mayo.

I do make my own ‘tartar’ sauce with some capers and cornichons chopped up into mayo.

And, instead of the oven chips we’ll be having I’ll try making these:

Heston’s Triple Cooked Chips

  • 1kg Maris Piper potatoes, peeled and cut into chips (approx. 2 × 2 × 6cm)
  • Groundnut or grapeseed oil
  • Salt
  1. Put the cut chips into a bowl under running water for 5 minutes to wash the starch off.
  2. Place 2 litres of cold tap water in a large saucepan and add the potatoes. Place the pan over a medium heat and simmer until the chips are almost falling apart (approximately 20–30 minutes, depending on the potato).
  3. Carefully remove the cooked chips and place them on a cooling rack to dry out. Then place the rack in the freezer for at least 1 hour to remove more moisture.
  4. Heat a deep-fat fryer or a deep pan no more than half filled with oil (to a depth of around 10cm) to 130ºC. Fry the chips in small batches until a light crust forms (approximately 5 minutes), remove from the oil and drain on kitchen paper.
  5. Put the potatoes on a cooling rack and place in the freezer for at least 1 hour. (At this stage, if you don’t want to cook and serve immediately, the chips can be kept in the fridge for 3 days.)
  6. Heat the oil in the deep-fat fryer or deep pan to 180ºC and fry the chips until golden (approximately 7 minutes). Drain and sprinkle with salt.

Tomorrow, is not that day.

Which reminds me chips in our house are called Chris Normals due to Robin’s inability to read clear handwriting and mistaking Chips Normal for Chris Norman. Crinkle cut chips are Chris Crinkles 😀

Old Cub Picture:

New Cup Picture:

Peace, love and pizza!

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Day 11, in which we might cheat a little bit

because I’ve posted before with this recipe and I’m busy so I’ll cut and paste some of it:

  • 1 red pepper, deseeded and cut into chunks
  • 1 yellow pepper, deseeded and cut into chunks – the recipe says a green pepper but as green peppers are nasty un-ripened peppers I don’t use them.
  • 1 x 227g tin of pineapple chunks sliced and juice retained. I use stripey (what we call whatever value range the supermarket is selling because Tesco’s use to be stripey) tins of pineapple.
  • 1 tbsp of light soy sauce
  • 1 tbsp clear rice vinegar or cider vinegar. It’s pretty much always cider vinegar because I love salad dressings with cider vinegar or if I’m feeling sassy mirin.
  • 1/2 tsp brown sugar optional
  • 1 tsp cornflour blended with 1 tbsp cold water

The recipe gives a really complicated way of making the sauce here’s what I do:

Stir fry the peppers and ginger in the pan for a couple of minutes. Add everything else except the sugar. Boil the crap out of it for a few minutes. CAREFULLY taste – this is going to be hotter than McDonald’s coffee use to be, so let it cool and then cool some more. Add the sugar if you need to and adjust the seasoning to your taste. Thicken with the cornflour/water mixture if required.

Stir fry your meat and or vegies, we would be having chicken, chinese leaves, pak choi and any veg I can find in the bottom of the fridge – I’m lucky we have a REALLY good veg stall on our local market who stock exotic things like mooli and pak choi. If I can convince them I’ll get them to pose for a picture one day! – and steamed rice. However, as the lurgy got me yesterday we’re just having chicken and extra peppers in the sauce! Because of the lurgy tonight I’ve added extra ginger. For the 3 of us I use 1 1/4 cups of rice and 2 1/2 cups of boiling water. Simmer the rice for 5 minutes then turn off for 15 minutes with the lid on. DO NOT LIFT THE LID before the time is up. Drain any excess liquid, fluff and serve.

We’re shoe shopping for The Cub tomorrow – the horror!

Today consists of the library and food shopping. As I didn’t post next weeks menu planner yesterday when I should have, here it is:

Spag Bol
Fish fingers
Fettuccine with melting Brie, Cherry tomatoes and Basil
Pie
Paprika Pork
Pan Haggerty
Chicken Chasseur

I look forward NOT AT ALL to trying to get The Cub to eat pie, he views it as poison. I might try separating filling from pastry and see how that goes.

Here’s the shopping list for the recipes – although I think recipe is a bit strong for fish fingers:

Enough mince for your family, for us that’s about 3/4lb or 340g
Garlic
2  x Tinned tomatoes – I like the chopped ones
Passata
Fish Fingers
Good chipping potatoes or decent oven bake chips – your choice 😀
Fettuccine
100g Brie or soft cheese – your choice, the recipe says use 300g but this serves 4 and it’s to much for us
extra virgin olive oil
cherry tomatoes – recipe calls for 300g but I find that 100g works for us, that is 1 of my hands full – your hands may be bigger or smaller and your family may love cherry tomatoes, do what works for you 😀
Fresh Basil – have some left over from last week because I bought the sort that grows
Lemon
Vegetable oil
250g streaky bacon (I’ve got some back bacon so I’ll be using that)
The recipe calls for 6 medium potatoes – what does that fucking mean? Sorry, but it makes me SO cross! Apparently, according to our friend Google, a medium potato weighs about 60g so that’s about 360g of potato.
6 onions – I get to play with my mandolin, let’s hope this time I don’t try to slice of my finger. I’ll be using red onions.
9 carrots, use your common sense, if you’re buying chantenay carrots get loads. If they are massive comedy carrots use less.
Chicken stock 1l
150g grated cheddar
Chicken thighs – enough for your family
Fresh thyme sprigs – we have some growing on our front AtAt station
Olive oil
100g Shallots – if there aren’t any on the market today I shall be using red onions
Tomato puree
Dry white wine
500g mushrooms whichever ones you like, I shall be going with what is available on the market – sometimes they have mixed shrooms, yum!
Bay leaves
Flatleaf parsley
1 packet of ready rolled puff pastry, because life is to short to make it yourself.
10g dried mushrooms – use porcini if you can, Aldi do some really good dried mushrooms when it’s Chinese week, I usually stock up and use those.
1/2 kg braising steak
caster sugar
plain flour
150ml dark ale
beef stock cubes
100g smoked bacon lardons – Aldi do really good little packs and you can freeze half
Eggs
400g pork chunks – recipe calls for pork fillet but I’ll be using the cheapest cut because I’ll be using the slow cooker 😀
100 ml crème fraîche – I’ll use yoghurt if it’s to expensive or sour cream, as I have some in the fridge.
Paprika – I’ll be using sweet because the boys don’t like spicy

Of course, you will need to provide accompaniments so this is not an exhaustive shopping list but it is a list of all the ingredients you’ll need for this weeks planner, cook along with me 😀 I have been thinking, and yes, actually it hurt a lot. I’m going to post the recipe on how to do it properly the day before I post what I did and what it looked like. Then, if you’d like to you can follow the recipe yourself and let me know what you did on my blog iyswim 😀

Here’s an old picture of sweet and sour because it was basically identical and the cable for my phone has disappeared, I shall probably find it in the lego box.

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Old Cub Picture

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New Cub Picture

Love, peace and pizza!